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Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Columbia, MO
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He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right. He's protected from 3 inch bees, tonight! A 3 inch bee can't sting this guy! A 3 inch bee shouldn't even try! He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right!

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CaptainBob

cocks

Posted by CaptainBob Jul. 17, 2007 @ 9:17 PM EDT

also boners

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc7 0/freekc99/dogouch.gif

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119 Comments

Jul. 17, 2007 | 9:37 PM Jercurpac says:

Additionally, wangs and trouser-snakes.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:03 PM CaptainBob responds:

I concur good sir

Jul. 17, 2007 | 9:59 PM Kenneth-Knows-All says:

Penors. lawl.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:05 PM CaptainBob responds:

bbbbbbbbbbbb

Jul. 18, 2007 | 12:38 AM Preternatural says:

Moreover, balls.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:05 PM CaptainBob responds:

ooooooooooo

Jul. 18, 2007 | 3:55 AM sirevil says:

big hulking penis

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:05 PM CaptainBob responds:

nnnnnnnnnnn

Jul. 18, 2007 | 6:05 PM Truth says:

Small scythe you got there.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:05 PM CaptainBob responds:

eeeeeeeee

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:18 PM SevenSeize says:

penis

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:05 PM CaptainBob responds:

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jul. 18, 2007 | 9:22 PM UberBarista says:

Penis.

THATS MY HAND \M/

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:59 PM CaptainBob responds:

haha I wondered if you would recognize the pic. it should hang in the louvre or something.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:38 PM ramagi says:

I have 4 inch bees!

: cyclops

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:59 PM CaptainBob responds:

OH SHI-

/me runs

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:41 PM TheShrike says:

Wait... cocks... penis....

That pic is him demonstrating how small yours is, right?

Right?

Hello? Is this thing on?

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:37 PM CaptainBob responds:

so what's the deal with airline food

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:57 AM Evark says:

Marinade the nether rod in the squish-mitten.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:37 PM CaptainBob responds:

INDOUBTABLY

Jul. 19, 2007 | 10:56 AM Famas says:

There's a wide range of various homosexual activities occurring on this comment page.

I have keen observation skills.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:37 PM CaptainBob responds:

cccccccccccc

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:39 PM AllReligiousDrunk says:

Oh yes, oh yes.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:37 PM CaptainBob responds:

oooooooooo

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:48 PM FBIpolux says:

Pickle... surprise.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:37 PM CaptainBob responds:

cccccccccccc

Jul. 19, 2007 | 11:21 PM X-Naut says:

Three. Inch. Bees.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:38 PM CaptainBob responds:

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

Jul. 20, 2007 | 2:20 PM poxpower says:

hey slimeball, resize the pictures of the NG meet on your page or make it so I can view them without clicking every link because I can't make a page with only the shit blurry pictures I have on my cam.
What's a boner?
Whatever I don't know anything about animals. Just resize the pictures.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:36 PM CaptainBob responds:

yes dear

Jul. 22, 2007 | 4:54 AM mariobro42 says:

What is the point of saying this?

Jul. 23, 2007 | 5:30 PM CaptainBob responds:

your mom.

is a whore.

and is also fat.

the end

Jul. 22, 2007 | 6:02 PM Slightly-Crazy-Dude says:

Hey i had one of those boner things once. It was a cold blustery day out on the moors, Mother dearest was brewing some tea on the stove and Father was chopping some wood out the back of the house. He had his longjons on so he wasn't that cold. I was doing my chores, which just so happened to be shearing the sheep. It was an arduous task, a very unthankful one. Still i did it. I made time pass by drawing little shapes and animals with the sheep shearer in the wool on the sheep. When i was shaving Martha, our only female sheep, she bucked at me and i slipped, as i fell i dragged the shearer along her back and down her ass. I landed on my back and banged my head, quite painful it was. When i lifted my head Martha was standing over me, her shaven asshole several inches from my face. That's when it happened. I felt my trousers bulge and tighten. Boner, boner indeed.

Jul. 23, 2007 | 5:31 PM CaptainBob responds:

that is possibly the hottest story in the history of time. it reminds me of this time I was dating Roseanne...

Jul. 24, 2007 | 1:23 PM mariobro42 says:

Do you have any proof to support your claim in your response to my comment?

Jul. 24, 2007 | 9:34 PM CaptainBob responds:

42.

Jul. 25, 2007 | 2:02 AM LatinoRalf says:

I'll go with vaginas...

Did I ruin the joke?

Jul. 25, 2007 | 4:42 PM CaptainBob responds:

straighty mcstraighterson

Jul. 25, 2007 | 10:20 AM BlueHippo says:

bring it on, baby, you know i'm ready!

Jul. 25, 2007 | 4:42 PM CaptainBob responds:

8===========D

Jul. 25, 2007 | 5:49 PM Champigne says:

( . Y . )

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:34 PM CaptainBob responds:

bewbs r hawt

Jul. 26, 2007 | 2:36 PM Josh-B says:

You wish...

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:34 PM CaptainBob responds:

that I could get your hot spicy boner? you know it!

Jul. 29, 2007 | 2:19 AM Ecke says:

I'd like 8 fucking pizzas, with a ballsack.

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:35 PM CaptainBob responds:

is that a ballsack on the side or does each pizza need a ballsack?

Jul. 30, 2007 | 6:54 PM Migashi says:

Cock goblins!

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:35 PM CaptainBob responds:

gotta keep away from those buggers

Aug. 4, 2007 | 8:19 PM AllReligiousDrunk says:

Sure, great, bobit B)

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:35 PM CaptainBob responds:

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Aug. 5, 2007 | 12:36 AM Lotus says:

Oh knoes! Cocks and boners?! What has this world come to!?

Also, 3-inch bees. :D

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:36 PM CaptainBob responds:

it has come down to awesome

Aug. 16, 2007 | 12:41 AM Merck3 says:

youre gay.

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:36 PM CaptainBob responds:

for you!

Aug. 19, 2007 | 3:54 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

zzzz

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:36 PM CaptainBob responds:

so I can rape you in your sleep then? k

Sep. 3, 2007 | 12:41 PM lazyyMitch says:

wands

Sep. 5, 2007 | 3:36 PM CaptainBob responds:

man wands?

Sep. 6, 2007 | 2:35 AM MrLuckDuck says:

I hear you do butseks...

Sep. 9, 2007 | 12:43 PM MPA says:

fart on my boner heh

Sep. 11, 2007 | 2:23 PM DABridges says:

My particular favorite would be doughnut holder. Or perhaps P*ssy Plunger.

Sep. 16, 2007 | 1:14 AM Officer says:

bon

Sep. 21, 2007 | 4:15 PM Grind says:

I have a boner sometimes

Sep. 26, 2007 | 5:37 AM Darkside7000 says:

you look like a fat fucking hobbit

Sep. 29, 2007 | 10:31 AM thegiantcookie says:

OMG LEVEL 46 *bows down*
i love you!!!

Oct. 6, 2007 | 5:45 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

3 inch dicks

Oct. 14, 2007 | 6:33 PM LordZeebmork says:

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Oct. 14, 2007 | 6:33 PM LordZeebmork says:

Newgrounds broke the cock :(

Nov. 12, 2007 | 11:10 AM ChortMan37 says:

Tally Whackers and Shlongs.

Nov. 15, 2007 | 3:00 PM kidray76 says:

My asshole is ready for your deposits.

Nov. 23, 2007 | 4:30 PM LynchedJohNNY says:

Where is the justice?

Dec. 2, 2007 | 2:39 PM sirevil says:

aww, man, now theres a penis on my page

Dec. 4, 2007 | 5:05 AM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

Dicks and Shlongs.
Want fries with that?

Dec. 5, 2007 | 3:07 PM YoinK says:

YouTube likes men

Dec. 10, 2007 | 3:41 PM Kirbyzilla says:

...zzzz...zzzz

Dec. 19, 2007 | 12:43 PM Zendra says:

Ding dong.

Dec. 20, 2007 | 2:56 PM Kreen says:

dongs

Dec. 26, 2007 | 12:29 PM puddinN64 says:

um....peepees?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 9:30 PM RKthrilla says:

your my hero

Dec. 27, 2007 | 9:32 PM keatnisher says:

are you really a mod?

Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:30 AM whitetrash13 says:

re: blam/ saves
jus figured it out myslf like last week u knw the flash portal thing n the toolbar ???, go n2 that n vote on the purple 1s if u vote 0-1 n thy dnt make it u get a blam point if u vote 2-5 n it passes u get a protection point

Jan. 6, 2008 | 1:24 AM Zergzealot says:

this news gives me an erection

Jan. 8, 2008 | 2:47 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

What about cunt stickers, shit pushers, fuck sticks, blue veigned sausages, skin flutes, cervix crushers and purple headed salty yogurt slingers?

Jan. 9, 2008 | 12:29 AM Adio says:

Ain't it though?

Jan. 11, 2008 | 8:47 PM Kangman says:

pixie sticks?

Jan. 17, 2008 | 2:43 PM viceman says:

im not flagging you or other mods but why did a thread get locked wich is usefull for every user, and keeps the portal clean?

Jan. 17, 2008 | 3:47 PM Kaytee says:

http://bigmamakatie.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/70000
Now that's just pissing you off =3

Jan. 17, 2008 | 5:42 PM Phantox says:

This is gonna be great. More stolen flashes will now get through to the portal!

Jan. 17, 2008 | 6:11 PM xXCostelloXx says:

Weirdo!

Jan. 17, 2008 | 7:00 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Guts.

Jan. 17, 2008 | 7:34 PM LtMcMuffin says:

Are you really a captain? You've always struck me as an admiral.

Jan. 17, 2008 | 8:00 PM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

Locked whistle... *SNIFF*

Jan. 17, 2008 | 8:50 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

i personally feel it was a good idea locking rage's thread

there needs to be a new one with more specific descriptions on what makes an abusive review abusive.

an official one, I know there a lot of them on some review moderators blogs but some of them can be vague and contradicting

Jan. 20, 2008 | 5:23 PM DarKsidE555 says:

butterscotch yo!

Jan. 21, 2008 | 12:28 AM LynchedJohNNY says:

Very hard boners.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 3:09 PM ShadowWest says:

They're not cocks, you call them firemen. Rub his helmet and he'll squirt you in your eye.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 1:35 PM NEVR says:

Big cocks and boners,
Erections and dicks,
Wangs nobs and trouser-snakes,
Pen0rs and pricks.

Bollocks and testicles,
Hairy arse cracks,
Scrotums and bellends
And wrinkly ball sacks.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:26 PM Nalydor says:

The penultimate NG geek, also PEN15

Feb. 21, 2008 | 11:16 PM killslasher says:

then add some snake pits so we can put them to use!
BTW.only like 200 more B/P till you get Sup.Commander.
And it seemed like i just said "Sup commander?"lol.

Feb. 21, 2008 | 11:20 PM Neiliomedeilio says:

What... no tits?

Feb. 24, 2008 | 3:58 PM 7IsUnlucky says:

also faggots

Feb. 25, 2008 | 8:52 PM Gein says:

CAPTAIN COCKS

Mar. 5, 2008 | 2:40 PM Truth says:

Truth was here

Mar. 6, 2008 | 11:04 AM Truth says:

Truth was here again
update dammit

Mar. 11, 2008 | 1:17 AM Goonie says:

boner fest?

Mar. 12, 2008 | 4:12 AM BaronVonBadGuy says:

Oh goodness, I'm not quite sure what to make of this Blog post.

Mar. 16, 2008 | 12:29 PM SlipperyMooseCakes says:

Someone LOVES the Spartan laser

Mar. 17, 2008 | 2:36 PM CaptainBob responds:

It's the ultimate extension of my penis...my penis also burns with the fury of a thousand suns (or maybe it's the herpes from your dad) in case you weren't aware.

Mar. 16, 2008 | 6:36 PM cyclops900 says:

hey man did you get my message

Mar. 20, 2008 | 6:48 PM funkyjunky says:

Nevertheless Wilkins

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:40 PM mamatequila says:

BOB SMELLS LOLOLOLOLOL STEAK FAJITAS

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:59 PM CaptainBob responds:

JUST LIKE THE SWEET SMELL OF VICTORY or is that crotch rot

Mar. 30, 2008 | 12:33 AM Kangman says:

God can you be any hotter?

Mar. 30, 2008 | 1:25 PM CaptainBob responds:

well I COULD slather myself with oil and pose naked but I'm afriad the hotness level would cause the internets to crash

Apr. 1, 2008 | 7:51 PM DrPlatypus says:

Romeo, Romeo, where art thou, Romeo?

Apr. 3, 2008 | 4:43 AM walterwagner says:

real fucking mature

Apr. 3, 2008 | 10:33 AM CaptainBob responds:

did you get that thing I sent ya?

Apr. 3, 2008 | 10:55 AM ric3ball says:

what?

Apr. 5, 2008 | 4:43 PM Nikenick says:

ehm... ok...

Apr. 5, 2008 | 5:41 PM CaptainRex says:

Yarrrr, I thought i'as be the only Captain in Yon'doer NewGrounds... Arrr

Apr. 7, 2008 | 9:52 AM Xaxrox says:

Tank cocks.

Apr. 8, 2008 | 2:44 PM Ragnarokia says:

We have, and like both!

Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:05 PM satanbrain says:

so bob, ignore my pm?

Apr. 27, 2008 | 3:26 PM Tea says:

OH GOD!
IT'S AQUA!
...IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!

May. 2, 2008 | 11:40 PM whatty says:

Massive resoect for favouriting Sheindlin's reign. It is probably the funniest thing going.

May. 3, 2008 | 7:31 PM joza1 says:

COKZORZ

May. 7, 2008 | 1:34 PM Clock-Ninja says:

I said something I shouldnt of said on the BBS pls delete it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 03809

May. 30, 2008 | 2:04 AM TheDrizzleStick says:

the other night i was out giving some guy a blowjob for $5. i do it because i can't pay the bills and i smoke crack. i could pay the bills, or just smoke crack, but not both. i really don't like sucking dick, but the thought of life without the internet sickens me. i just want you to know that radiogrounds is part of the reason i suck cock.

Jun. 2, 2008 | 12:26 AM Liteice says:

Liteice was here.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 5:02 PM halofear2 says:

LOLOLOL

Jun. 8, 2008 | 10:03 PM RedCoin says:

He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right. He's protected from 3 inch bees, tonight! A 3 inch bee can't sting this guy! A 3 inch bee shouldn't even try! He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right!

Jun. 14, 2008 | 11:00 PM LordZeebmork says:

FreekC?

also 100th comment

Jun. 23, 2008 | 3:52 AM sharpmanexe says:

lol(101)

Jul. 16, 2008 | 3:32 PM Nixot says:

Ouch.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:28 PM Edd360 says:

Poor dog :(

Jul. 20, 2008 | 7:46 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

I don't like you.

Sep. 14, 2008 | 6:00 AM Shadeofblack says:

Hi dude !

I like you gif ! It's amazing !

Would you hear one of my song, I'm sure you'll like it, it's a pop-rock song !

-----> http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/157525

I'm looking forward for your review ^^

Sep. 17, 2008 | 12:51 AM MissingNYC says:

trouser snakes?

Sep. 30, 2008 | 6:44 PM Jon4life says:

fuck you

Mar. 18, 2009 | 7:54 AM Podburrys says:

I swear to god, if you're another mod that's left, I will hunt you down. COME BACK PLEASE, I LOVE YOU! ;3

Apr. 3, 2009 | 12:35 AM Steven-Polley says:

ewww gross.

Apr. 7, 2009 | 7:42 PM Proottalfain says:

Manrods.

May. 3, 2009 | 7:51 AM Mich says:

also balls.

Protected from 3 inch bees.

Jun. 12, 2009 | 6:04 PM allah225 says:

rub j00 p3n0r t1ll t3h sp3rmz cum 0u7!!!!!!

Jun. 30, 2009 | 11:51 AM Dslash says:

Fail. :D

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:09 AM Leidolfr says:

Lovely..

Jul. 19, 2009 | 9:47 PM SupraAddict says:

: l

Aug. 28, 2009 | 10:51 AM SupraAddict says:

So there's a captain Bob, and there's a Captain Ben. What is it that you all are captain of?

Sep. 7, 2009 | 3:34 AM Crb says:

User: CaptainBob
Pass: l8rd00d

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:00 AM Tykwa says:

Wow.

Oct. 5, 2009 | 7:39 PM ILoveTheBBS says:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Nov. 14, 2009 | 4:07 PM snazzy101 says:

i need your help! i have found someone taking credit for someone elses work.
a user by the name of Alexander Ellis (AlxEllis) is the one doing this. this link goes to loft: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/214933 and this link goes to lose her mind: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/214932 Both these songs where stolen from a homebrew program called psp rhythm 8 i have proof of this at these two links: http://beemp3.com/index.php?q=psp+rhy thm+loft&st=all
http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=2 012051&song=Lose+Her+Mind
please help me with this thief.

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