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cocks

2007-07-17 21:17:48 by CaptainBob
Updated

also boners

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc7 0/freekc99/dogouch.gif


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JercurpacJercurpac

2007-07-17 21:37:31

Additionally, wangs and trouser-snakes.

CaptainBob responds:

I concur good sir


Kenneth-Knows-AllKenneth-Knows-All

2007-07-17 21:59:06

Penors. lawl.

CaptainBob responds:

bbbbbbbbbbbb


PreternaturalPreternatural

2007-07-18 00:38:20

Moreover, balls.

CaptainBob responds:

ooooooooooo


sirevilsirevil

2007-07-18 03:55:11

big hulking penis

CaptainBob responds:

nnnnnnnnnnn


TruthTruth

2007-07-18 18:05:05

Small scythe you got there.

CaptainBob responds:

eeeeeeeee


SevenSeizeSevenSeize

2007-07-18 20:18:02

penis

CaptainBob responds:

rrrrrrrrrrrrr


UberBaristaUberBarista

2007-07-18 21:22:56

Penis.

THATS MY HAND \M/

CaptainBob responds:

haha I wondered if you would recognize the pic. it should hang in the louvre or something.


ramagiramagi

2007-07-18 22:38:46

I have 4 inch bees!

: cyclops

CaptainBob responds:

OH SHI-

/me runs


TheShrikeTheShrike

2007-07-18 23:41:30

Wait... cocks... penis....

That pic is him demonstrating how small yours is, right?

Right?

Hello? Is this thing on?

CaptainBob responds:

so what's the deal with airline food


EvarkEvark

2007-07-19 00:57:10

Marinade the nether rod in the squish-mitten.

CaptainBob responds:

INDOUBTABLY


FamasFamas

2007-07-19 10:56:59

There's a wide range of various homosexual activities occurring on this comment page.

I have keen observation skills.

CaptainBob responds:

cccccccccccc


AllReligiousDrunkAllReligiousDrunk

2007-07-19 12:39:08

Oh yes, oh yes.

CaptainBob responds:

oooooooooo


LokiLoki

2007-07-19 17:48:36

Pickle... surprise.

CaptainBob responds:

cccccccccccc


X-NautX-Naut

2007-07-19 23:21:57

Three. Inch. Bees.

CaptainBob responds:

kkkkkkkkkkkkk


poxpowerpoxpower

2007-07-20 14:20:32

hey slimeball, resize the pictures of the NG meet on your page or make it so I can view them without clicking every link because I can't make a page with only the shit blurry pictures I have on my cam.
What's a boner?
Whatever I don't know anything about animals. Just resize the pictures.

CaptainBob responds:

yes dear


mariobro42mariobro42

2007-07-22 04:54:28

What is the point of saying this?

CaptainBob responds:

your mom.

is a whore.

and is also fat.

the end


Slightly-Crazy-DudeSlightly-Crazy-Dude

2007-07-22 18:02:38

Hey i had one of those boner things once. It was a cold blustery day out on the moors, Mother dearest was brewing some tea on the stove and Father was chopping some wood out the back of the house. He had his longjons on so he wasn't that cold. I was doing my chores, which just so happened to be shearing the sheep. It was an arduous task, a very unthankful one. Still i did it. I made time pass by drawing little shapes and animals with the sheep shearer in the wool on the sheep. When i was shaving Martha, our only female sheep, she bucked at me and i slipped, as i fell i dragged the shearer along her back and down her ass. I landed on my back and banged my head, quite painful it was. When i lifted my head Martha was standing over me, her shaven asshole several inches from my face. That's when it happened. I felt my trousers bulge and tighten. Boner, boner indeed.

CaptainBob responds:

that is possibly the hottest story in the history of time. it reminds me of this time I was dating Roseanne...


mariobro42mariobro42

2007-07-24 13:23:37

Do you have any proof to support your claim in your response to my comment?

CaptainBob responds:

42.


RalphieUJRalphieUJ

2007-07-25 02:02:02

I'll go with vaginas...

Did I ruin the joke?

CaptainBob responds:

straighty mcstraighterson


BlueHippoBlueHippo

2007-07-25 10:20:46

bring it on, baby, you know i'm ready!

CaptainBob responds:

8===========D


ChampigneChampigne

2007-07-25 17:49:03

( . Y . )

CaptainBob responds:

bewbs r hawt


Josh-BJosh-B

2007-07-26 14:36:24

You wish...

CaptainBob responds:

that I could get your hot spicy boner? you know it!


EckeEcke

2007-07-29 02:19:55

I'd like 8 fucking pizzas, with a ballsack.

CaptainBob responds:

is that a ballsack on the side or does each pizza need a ballsack?


MigashiMigashi

2007-07-30 18:54:32

Cock goblins!

CaptainBob responds:

gotta keep away from those buggers


AllReligiousDrunkAllReligiousDrunk

2007-08-04 20:19:23

Sure, great, bobit B)

CaptainBob responds:

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


LotusLotus

2007-08-05 00:36:10

Oh knoes! Cocks and boners?! What has this world come to!?

Also, 3-inch bees. :D

CaptainBob responds:

it has come down to awesome


Merck3Merck3

2007-08-16 00:41:03

youre gay.

CaptainBob responds:

for you!


lazyyMitchlazyyMitch

2007-09-03 12:41:46

wands

CaptainBob responds:

man wands?


MrLuckDuckMrLuckDuck

2007-09-06 02:35:42

I hear you do butseks...


MPAMPA

2007-09-09 12:43:39

fart on my boner heh


DABridgesDABridges

2007-09-11 14:23:02

My particular favorite would be doughnut holder. Or perhaps P*ssy Plunger.


OfficerOfficer

2007-09-16 01:14:43

bon


GrindGrind

2007-09-21 16:15:50

I have a boner sometimes


thegiantcookiethegiantcookie

2007-09-29 10:31:41

OMG LEVEL 46 *bows down*
i love you!!!


LordZeebmorkLordZeebmork

2007-10-14 18:33:42

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LordZeebmorkLordZeebmork

2007-10-14 18:33:56

Newgrounds broke the cock :(


ChortMan37ChortMan37

2007-11-12 11:10:48

Tally Whackers and Shlongs.


kidray76kidray76

2007-11-15 15:00:51

My asshole is ready for your deposits.


sirevilsirevil

2007-12-02 14:39:15

aww, man, now theres a penis on my page


Ronald-McDonald-LoLRonald-McDonald-LoL

2007-12-04 05:05:55

Dicks and Shlongs.
Want fries with that?


YoinKYoinK

2007-12-05 15:07:21

YouTube likes men


KirbyzillaKirbyzilla

2007-12-10 15:41:03

...zzzz...zzzz


ZendraZendra

2007-12-19 12:43:53

Ding dong.


KreenKreen

2007-12-20 14:56:46

dongs


ZJZJ

2007-12-26 12:29:00

um....peepees?


keatnisherkeatnisher

2007-12-27 21:32:53

are you really a mod?


whitetrash13whitetrash13

2008-01-01 00:30:23

re: blam/ saves
jus figured it out myslf like last week u knw the flash portal thing n the toolbar ???, go n2 that n vote on the purple 1s if u vote 0-1 n thy dnt make it u get a blam point if u vote 2-5 n it passes u get a protection point


ZergzealotZergzealot

2008-01-06 01:24:37

this news gives me an erection


EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2008-01-08 14:47:17

What about cunt stickers, shit pushers, fuck sticks, blue veigned sausages, skin flutes, cervix crushers and purple headed salty yogurt slingers?


KangmanKangman

2008-01-11 20:47:13

pixie sticks?