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This was the best installment of CU yet. The best video game cracked me up, that was fucking hilarious!
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I think we need to start a Church of T. I bow down the almighty master of 80's television. This is a complete masterpiece, brought a tear to my eye.
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Loop 3 has a nice ambiance with it, but might not lend itself to the Portal as much as 5, which is definitely the easiest to listen for a long stretch. I noticed that loops 1 and 2 are basically remixes of the current Portal music.
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"I laughed, I cried, I fucked dat ass."
This epic masterpiece belongs with the likes of "Citizen Kane", "2001", and "Barnyard Shenanagins!". The minimalistic depiction of the plane of human emotion was simply brillant. Tanner Centerwall uses the Flash medium like no other before him. I look forward to the sequel, which my sources say will be in 3-D.
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I must know your "sources." Who leaked the secrets!?!?!
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That was hilarious how the music changed. That craked me up. It was pretty funny overall, except for the lack of plot. I think if you use them good, stick fiqures usally work. People aren't exactly the easiest thing to draw.
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That kicked ass. I thought it was pretty good for just starting off with flash. The butterfly exhaust pipes made me laugh my ass off. These bitches whining about "oh its high because it has Star Wars wah wah" download the trial and make something funnier.
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Well, I was reading the Mac users bitching (mainly because they paid too much for their computer) and I found it highly amusing. Yes, the G4 has the most powerful processer currently on the market, but it does run slower. I won't go into detail, but Macs sucks ass. And yes I have used Macs many times before. Anyway, this short kicks ass simply because of the two "gimps" gazing at "overrated and overpriced hardware." That cracked me up. So what if he only put 20 minutes into this short, it's still funny. Good God, we have to have 3-d graphics and CD-quality sound, dammit, or it sucks! Never mind the content of the movie. Dumbasses.
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This movie kicks so much ass it's not even funny. But yeah, it is funny, funny as hell! I laughed for probaly 20 minutes after watching this the first time. Pure fucking genius.
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