CaptainBob's Banner
CaptainBob

Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Columbia, MO
Job: Student

He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right. He's protected from 3 inch bees, tonight! A 3 inch bee can't sting this guy! A 3 inch bee shouldn't even try! He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right!

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
11/6/00

Level: 49
Aura: Evil

Rank: Sup. Commander
Blams: 20,106
Saves: 10,453
Rank #: 140

Exp. Points: 26,442 / 26,650
Exp. Rank #: 45
Voting Pow.: 9.02 votes

BBS Posts: 7,476 (2.24 per day)
Flash Reviews: 48
Music Reviews: 3
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 25

All Flash Reviews

48 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses

Newer Older

Page: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]


Score: 9
College University pt 3-3

"Harlem World ha ha ha..."

date: October 4, 2001

This was the best installment of CU yet. The best video game cracked me up, that was fucking hilarious!

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
No users have weighed in on this review.

Score: 10
Mr. T's Jiba Jaba

"I pity da foo!"

submission: Mr. T's Jiba Jaba
date: September 4, 2001

I think we need to start a Church of T. I bow down the almighty master of 80's television. This is a complete masterpiece, brought a tear to my eye.

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People find this review helpful!

Score: 8
you pick portal music v.1

"Five"

date: August 6, 2001

Loop 3 has a nice ambiance with it, but might not lend itself to the Portal as much as 5, which is definitely the easiest to listen for a long stretch. I noticed that loops 1 and 2 are basically remixes of the current Portal music.

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People think this is a useless review.

Score: 8
Final Ass (Dir Cut)

"I laughed, I cried, I fucked dat ass."

date: April 17, 2001

This epic masterpiece belongs with the likes of "Citizen Kane", "2001", and "Barnyard Shenanagins!". The minimalistic depiction of the plane of human emotion was simply brillant. Tanner Centerwall uses the Flash medium like no other before him. I look forward to the sequel, which my sources say will be in 3-D.

Author's Response:

I must know your "sources." Who leaked the secrets!?!?!

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People find this review helpful!

Score: 9
sticktanic

"Funny shit"

submission: sticktanic
date: January 4, 2001

That was hilarious how the music changed. That craked me up. It was pretty funny overall, except for the lack of plot. I think if you use them good, stick fiqures usally work. People aren't exactly the easiest thing to draw.

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People find this review helpful!

Score: 10
Star Gore

"Holy shit thats funny!"

submission: Star Gore
date: December 9, 2000

That kicked ass. I thought it was pretty good for just starting off with flash. The butterfly exhaust pipes made me laugh my ass off. These bitches whining about "oh its high because it has Star Wars wah wah" download the trial and make something funnier.

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People find this review helpful!

Score: 8
The G4 Cube

"MacinSuck"

submission: The G4 Cube
date: November 28, 2000

Well, I was reading the Mac users bitching (mainly because they paid too much for their computer) and I found it highly amusing. Yes, the G4 has the most powerful processer currently on the market, but it does run slower. I won't go into detail, but Macs sucks ass. And yes I have used Macs many times before. Anyway, this short kicks ass simply because of the two "gimps" gazing at "overrated and overpriced hardware." That cracked me up. So what if he only put 20 minutes into this short, it's still funny. Good God, we have to have 3-d graphics and CD-quality sound, dammit, or it sucks! Never mind the content of the movie. Dumbasses.

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People think this is a useless review.

Score: 10
Barnyard Shenanigans!

"Pure fucking genius!"

date: November 20, 2000

This movie kicks so much ass it's not even funny. But yeah, it is funny, funny as hell! I laughed for probaly 20 minutes after watching this the first time. Pure fucking genius.

Rate this review:
Helpful!
Useless.
Flag as abusive.
People find this review helpful!

Newer Older

Page: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]