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CaptainBob

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Columbia, MO
Job: Student

He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right. He's protected from 3 inch bees, tonight! A 3 inch bee can't sting this guy! A 3 inch bee shouldn't even try! He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right!

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BBS Posts: 7,506 (2.66 per day)
Flash Reviews: 49
Music Reviews: 3
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Score: 10
How to be a Guitar Hero

"Hmmm"

date: December 10, 2007

I have my suspicions. I've seen you play GH before and you're not THAT good. I mean, where did you find a cord long enough so you could drive around? That's just stretching the limits of believability there. But PM me with how you move at the speed of light, I must know your secrets. How do you account for the increase in mass?

December 10, 2007

Author's Response:

pft, correct physics are not part of being a guitar hero

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Score: 1
[KK]CaptainBobSHOCTM5DB#1

"rofl."

date: February 11, 2007

I can feel the love. <3

Author's Response:

lol

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Score: 10
Dranking Helmet

"andy milk teats r part of this complete breakfast."

submission: Dranking Helmet
date: July 13, 2005

[6:42pm] <+Captain_Bob|Away> altr's movie has given me a new lease on life
[6:42pm] <+Captain_Bob|Away> or sam's vagina
[6:42pm] <+Captain_Bob|Away> either works

Too mindnumbling awesome to explain with simple words. To truely capture the essence of this movie without dying of alcohol poisioning is pure futility.

To Onic, you are a sexy beast of a man, remind me to drive up to Iowega sometime to have hot man sex0rz.

To the genius director, I really think you should be doing features, but you are too cool for Hollywood. Maybe you should just do Rocky 6 starring Onic.

Author's Response:

RONICY vs. HIS OWN LIVER
What else would pose a greater challenge =0 ...

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Score: 5
Some Dude's Pro Trolley!!

"Okay..."

date: April 16, 2004

The graphics need a lot of work...decent tweening, use of buttons, ect.

Author's Response:

The Sequel will have kickass graphics, of course!

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Score: 9
Ultimate Skyboarding

"Wow, quite original..."

date: February 3, 2004

Haven't really seen a Flash game with gameplay like this...I imagine this was a bitch to program. Anyway, fun game, rather original.

Author's Response:

Yeah, i started in mid july. Sorry about the ai, i spent over 100 hours designing it to be the best.

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Score: 10
SBL's Short Story

"BEST MOVIE EVAR"

submission: SBL's Short Story
date: June 12, 2003

The incredible plot, told with dazzling graphics and audio, make this simply one of the best Flash movies of all time.

Author's Response:

Yes, Thank you, the plot took me 98127340 hours to come up with.

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Score: 8
Great White Mastacard Ad

"HAHAHA nice one Tanner..."

date: April 7, 2003

Nothing like making fun of other people's suffering lol.....

Author's Response:

Hey, i waited a while!

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Score: 8
Who Wants To Be A NG Fan?

"Wow..."

date: January 29, 2003

I smell Daily Feature/Front Page. Very cool...

Author's Response:

Mwhehehhe, thankyou!

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Score: 8
test

"Ha ha love the song!"

submission: test
date: December 6, 2002

Good style, would like to see more. The voice acting is great too. So please make a full version. My only thing was for such a short cartoon the file was kinda big. Your sound was very good quality, so I'm sure that's what it was. You could turn down the bitrate a little. Other than that, great job!

Author's Response:

ya i had teh bitrate up to like 56 i think. its not really neccesary for this kind of cartoon. thanks for the review!

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Score: 0
Ebonics Language Lesson

"Wee a remake of an old flash."

date: October 19, 2002

This was already on NG like 3 years ago.

Author's Response:

Well, SORRY! I seriously didnt know that. sorry, whoever made it, sorry. i just found this funny audio and thought it would make a good animation, it didnt turn out REAL great, but my cousin made the backgrounds and stuff, thats probably why, if youve ever seen my other animations, i bet you would realize im that desperate! sorry.

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